Forbes’ list of the richest heads of state has Fidel Castro of Cuba down as the seventh richest head of state in the world with a fortune of $900 million.

This is good news for Cuban citizens, because, as we are all taught, in Communist and egalitarian Cuba everyone is as rich as everyone else – meaning that if the Líder Máximo owns $900 million by definition the same amount also constitutes the fortune of each average Cuban. Isn’t it a disgrace that Forbes should omit this important piece of information?

As Europeans we can only rejoice in the fact that the old continent’s elites admire Cuba’s great political example and that the European Commission and the Norwegian government love dear old Fidel.