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As ever the European Parliament press shop springs its surprises. The first is that at last, The Spectator has finally arrived, I have only been waiting for 6 years, and here it is. Next I hope for The Business to turn up, but I am not holding my breath.

But no, my eyes strayed up and what do I see, Yes there it is, only three copies left, roll up, roll up, 40 Something Magazine (hardcore porn featuring women over 40).

Nestling next to, indeed covering mostly 40 Something is a very flash glossy magazine. Passport: The indespensible guide to gay travel. Full of rippling torsos and other such stuff, it promises a guide to Brighton “Britain’s saucy secret” amongst others.

Something for everyone in the palace of varieties.

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