Better Be Quick if You Want to Visit Holland
If any of our readers is considering a visit to the Netherlands in the near future they had better be quick. Very quick, because the country is going to be flooded over in the coming months. Three years ago, on February 22, 2004, The Observer (the Sunday edition of al-Guardian) published an article “Now the Pentagon tells Bush: Climate Change Will Destroy Us,” warning that in 2007 violent storms caused by global warming will smash the Dutch coastal barriers. The paper announced that in 2007 large parts of the Netherlands will become “uninhabitable” and that cities like The Hague, which contains the residences of the Dutch Queen, Parliament and Government, will be “abandoned.” Those of you who wish to visit the Mauritshuis Museum and see Vermeer’s Girl with a Pearl Earring, hurry.
The Observer claimed to have read about the impending submergence of The Hague in a “secret report” which the Pentagon wrote for U.S. President George Bush. According to the report, global warming was a threat “greater than terrorism.”
“The findings will prove humiliating to the Bush administration,” The Observer wrote, and “will also make unsettling reading for a President who has insisted national defence is a priority.”
The article from The Observer was republished in a number of likeminded European papers, including the Brussels paper De Morgen, the Belgian equivalent of al-Guardian, in its issue of February 23, 2004. De Morgen even headlined on its front page that the evil Bush had ordered to hush up the report.
The Pentagon report allegedly also stated that by 2010 Europe will begin to witness a temperature drop which will turn Britain into Siberia. Access to water will become a major battleground in the Danube area while European countries will become virtual fortresses to prevent millions of migrants and boatpeople from entering after being forced off land drowned by sea-level rise. In other words: the migrants will be Dutch.
Next month (presumably to warn children in nearby Belgium about the impending catastrophe in the neighbouring Netherlands later this year) the Belgian Ministry of Education is giving a dvd of Al Gore’s movie “An Inconvenient Truth” to every high school in the country.
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