With a Government Like This, Who Needs Enemies?

A quote from Philippe Val, the publisher and editor of Charlie Hebdo, a satirical weekly in Paris, in The Wall Street Journal, 21 March 2007

In February of last year, the director of the daily France Soir, Jacques Lefranc, decided to publish the [Danish Muhammad] cartoons in France. He was immediately fired. It was in protest against Mr. Lefranc’s firing that I in turn decided to publish the cartoons in Charlie Hebdo. Our front-page headline was “Mohammed Overwhelmed by Extremists,” and had a drawing by Cabu of the prophet, covering his eyes with his hands and crying, “It’s hard to be loved by idiots.” I invited my colleagues from the daily and weekly press to republish the Danish cartoons, too. Most of them published some of them; only L'Express did in full.

Before publication, I was pressured not to go ahead and summoned to the Hôtel Matignon [the residence of the French Prime Minister] to see the prime minister's chief of staff; I refused to go. The next day, summary proceedings were initiated by the Grand Mosque of Paris and the Union of Islamic Organizations of France to stop this issue of Charlie Hebdo from hitting newsstands. The government encouraged them, but their suit was dismissed.

After the cartoons appeared, the Muslim groups attacked me by filing suit against me on racism charges. President Jacques Chirac, who campaigned for this just-completed trial, offered them the services of his own personal lawyer, Francis Szpiner. Dalil Boubakeur, the rector of the Grand Mosque, who always took orders from the Élysée [the residence of the French President], was apparently not convinced this case was necessary; he told me as much several times. But Mr. Boubakeur was under pressure from the fundamentalists at the UOIF (Union of Islamic Organizations of France), who had come to dominate the French Council of Muslim Worship, which he heads, and Mr. Chirac.

In Reply to Figaretto

I hardly think that the unorthodox tortures that the Spanish Inquisition threatened in Monty Python's, including tickling (which was threatened by German officers to prisoners in other sketches) are comparable to rape and murder committed by Muslims. If only that gigantic foot would come down and squash Islam altogether. If the Coalition and NATO forces really wanted to capture Usama Bin Laden in those treacherous mountain areas, they need only to call upon the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog to take care of UBL and his crew.

"Nobody expects The Spanish

"Nobody expects The Spanish Inquisition", was one of the hilarious sketches by the team of Monty Python. It is useless to search for any meaning behind that kind of humour, it is simply nonsense. In that particular case, the humour is the result of an obstinate anachronism : contemporary people, discussing contemporary matters are unexpectedly attacked by mediaeval dressed religious, telling identical mediaeval nonsense and threatening innocent people with death penalties.
We all laughed...
Today, this phenonemon rises in reality : medieaval dressed imams interfere with contemporary matters, proclaim ideas to be compared with those from the sketch mentioned above and threaten innocent people with death penalties (fatwah).
Nobody laughs...