A Distinct Case of the Wobbles

Enjoy your moment, all you apostles of the euro: this is as good as it’s doing to get. The accession of Slovenia last month brought membership of the single currency to 13, and I’m willing to bet that that’s as high as it’ll ever go.

Thief Seeks Compensation from Victim

A quote from the Copenhagen Post, 1 February 2007

At least one of three would-be robbers shot by a watchmaker plans to file for compensation over his injuries. [...] An attorney for the robber cited wrongful injury, loss of work time and loss of the ability to work as the grounds on which his client's claim is based.

The case made headlines 16 January when the three thieves attempted to rob the watchmaker’s store and threatened him by putting a fake pistol up to his chin. The watchmaker had a real pistol behind his counter, however, and shot the three men, allegedly as they were trying to flee.

The watchmaker was charged with unlawful possession of a firearm and is being held in custody by police.

French Culture Minister Wants “Homophobe” Ousted

A quote from Renaud Donnedieu de Vabres, the French minister of Culture and Communications, on the French television network Canal+, 28 January 2007

[The comments of French parliamentarian Christian Vanneste on homosexuality] are shocking. They have been condemned by the court. […] These comments are not worthy of the UMP [the governing French “conservative” party, to which both Donnedieu de Vabres and Vanneste belong]. If the UMP authorities decide to exclude him, I think they are entitled to do so.

Party Thoughts: Too Good Means Too Stupid. Let Europe Be On Its Own

The phrase “party thoughts” seems to be a misnomer as it insinuates a link between parties and cerebral activity at the primate level. Most political parties, as you might have noticed, do not think clearly. When the term “The Party” applies, regardless of the claimed “infallibility” of Fascists, National Socialists and Communists, it has been brainlessly wrong. Large parties of the other kind (as in “cocktail…”) are no venue to take your brain to. Therefore their consensus might not be worth serious judgment. You also know that if a party unites behind you it might get you, or for that matter the neighbor’s retriever, elected. Large birthday parties – if organized by my generation – are festive reminders that time is running out and that most of those attending will, by checking out, soon prove the validity of this truth.

Brussels’ Hidden Employees

A quote from The Sunday Telegraph, 28 January 2007

The European Commission’s website claims it has 25,000 staff. The British Government thinks the number is about 37,000. But the total employed by the Brussels executive is actually more than 54,000, researchers at the Westminster think tank Open Europe have discovered. [...]

Lorraine Mullally, of Open Europe, said: “The EU discreetly publishes a Statistical Bulletin listing staff levels at its agencies, but when we contacted these agencies directly we found they had far more staff than listed.” Many of the agencies took months to answer requests. One, the European Police College, repeatedly refused to disclose its staff numbers.

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